- automated system is talking to me and I am pressing buttons and entering information and the mister sits STRAIGHT up in bed and says:
Mister: "are you learning spanish?"
Me: "Um, no Im paying your student loan payment"
Mister: "Then why is the person on the other end speaking spanish?"
Me: "They arent, they are speaking english, see...listen" (as I put the phone closer to him)
Mister: "They ARE speaking spanish! Why are you secretly learning spanish?"
Me: "Babe! They are speaking ENGLISH, why would I be secretly learning spanish at 2 in the morning?"
Mister: "I dont know....but thats not cool!"
Me: (as I am finishing up the proccess, and I have to confirm the bank account number and amount that I paid by speaking it into the phone)
Mister: "See, you just paid for the Spanish Lesson!"
Me: " Okay babe, you are right...I am secretly learning spanish, and paying a small fortune for it" (followed by an eyeroll and laughter)
Mister: " I knew it!" (then he layed back down and went right back to sleep)
So if any of you would like to participate in my 2am spanish lessons....its cool.