Can we talk about something for a sec?

Imma tell you something...Dont judge...k?

I dont wash my face every night. Sometimes I have three or four days worth of mascara on.

I LOVE mascara...like really really love it. I wear enough mascara to coat an entire army of eyelashes. When I dont have any mascara on people ask me if I am ok...I look sick, or tired, or both. Seriously, one time at my old work I came to work on a weekend with NO makeup on...I didnt think that anyone else would see me, and right as I was leaving a guy that I work with walked in....he looked at me and said "OH MY GOSH, what the (BLEEP) happened to your face. Now I have nice skin, I dont have anything wrong with my face....I just look SO different without makeup on!

When I pick out mascara I try to find the ones that look SUPER thick, because...well I like to look like I have about 60 coats on :) I have worn the same mascara for ever.  These little lovlies are my BFF's. I have a tube of each in my makeup bag, in my purse, and in my gym bag.

The thicker the better. For real. Sometimes when I am praying...I have to open my eyes in the middle of the prayer because it takes a while for me to open them...my eyelashes stick together :)

My momma told me when I was younger that when things get tough, or you are having a rough day...You gotta do four things:

1. Take a deep breath
2. Pray
3. Put on some more mascara
4. Pull yourself together

She also told me that you cant hide crazy, but you can disguise it with enough mascara and lip gloss!

Ok, now that I have that off my chest, and all of you chickadees know that I dont wash my face, and I sometimes have enough makeup on to qualify as a hooker clown...I think we're good!