I am a beauty product junkie, shower gels, bubble bath, shampoo, and of course makeup...and I LOVE my shower its huge and awesome...my favorite part of showering is my huge bath poofie that I lather up with my shower gel and scrub away the day...until the other day
I was walking by the shower...there is no door, our shower is like a little marble room in itself, with a large lip to step over, so the water doesnt come out..hubs was in the shower and I saw something pink out of the corner of my eye...
HE WAS USING MY POOFIE!!
This is the conversation...
Me: are you using my poofie?
Me: are you serious, thats sick...thats nasty get your own poofie...
Hubs: are you kidding? We sleep in the same bed and kiss, (and the other things that come with being married :) ) but I cant use your poofie?
Me: NO! its mine, thats why its pink...and if you need one i will buy you one...but you cant use mine!! I dont want your boy funk on my poofie!!
(at this point he is about to fall over laughing, and I am trying SO hard to be serious!)
Hubs: whatever...(then he scubs his armpit with my poofie)
Me: Your a punk (I say as I walk away and he is DYING laughing)
(fast forward to a few days later, last night)
Me: did you see that I bought another poofie? Its blue..
Hubs: for me?
Me: No, for me, you can have the pink one...
Hubs: Why? I should get the blue one, and you can have your pink one!
Me: NO!! You already defiled the pink one, so now its yours, and the new blue one is mine!
Hubs: Babe, I love you, but you've got issues
Me: I know...